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2005-10-03 23:19:24

Last author: BUTTHOLE GLITTER
Owner: Glorybox.

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GODAMN! Rose Is A Fucking Whore. She's So Fucking Slutty. Just Look At Her And You'll Get The Clap. She Runs Those Streets Like A Damn Track Team.

Soll ich dir einen blasen?

BOOBS FOR MONEY? No Way! TEN DOLLARS, You Say? NO FUCKING WAY!

Cuando monos vuelven de mi culo

She Has Gohnnamonastyphyllaids. You Can't Get Rid Of That Shit. EW

Ich will dich ficken

I Heard

She Gave It Up To Two Old Men And YOUNG BOYS!

A noche me folle a tu madre por el ano

And Who Could Forget That Fateful Night On The Green Carpet? Shit! THAT LITTLE PUFFMUTTER HIT BOTH THEM BITCHES

Willst Du ficken oder was?

REMEMBER ME? Road Head Rosie. Take A Left On Harrison ST. And Go Down South On It

I'm A VACUUM CLEANER!

sie saugt, bläst und landet dann im Wandschrank.

PENIS TETHERBALL!

PULL OUT, ANYONE?

Goddamn, What A Fucking Slut.

If You Hate Rose, Sluts, Or Have Contracted Some Disease From This Dirty Little Snatch, Please Leave Your Name, Darlings

There was this one time Rose licked my beautiful pussy and i creamed all over her curtains, WOOO CREAM ON CURTAINS!

SALEM

Damn, She's Such A Fucking Slut!

[DrunkWithDeath]
DOES
NOT
HAVE
HERPES!

Becuse she gave them to Rose. Ripped them all right off, and handed them to her. Because, she's God, and she can do that.

WHORE-endous Victims Of The Little Ho

1. [Glorybox.]- Yeah, I Totally Fingered Myself. I Now Have A Herpe On My Thumb. YUM! YUM!
2.[StumbleineFaith]- I didn't know my one night stand with myself could cause so much pain. Now I've got a bastard child and syphilis. Rose raised me right.
3.[Goodie Gumdrops]- Shit,it only took me a few days to it that shit.
4.[FalseReality] - Rose stood by me and i caught ghonorria just by breathing the air surrounding her.
5. [hy a scullyas lyf a dhagrow] - I lost my genitals in a fire, and even thinking about sex gives me phantom pains where my genitals used to be, but I still got crabs...It doesn't get much worse than that.
6.[Diab Soule] - I called Rose and when she answered I got the clap, crabs, and a screaming case of genital and mouth herpes, and that shampoo for the crabs isn't working. They're obviously radioactive. But for Rose, it's worth it. <3
7.[Circle Police CHIEF of Rotation.] we definately have some of the same STDs
8.[Goodie Gumdrops] Everyone is talking about the STD's the got from Rose.........where do you think they came from.............ME BITCHES..and you got them from me..[Circle Police CHIEF of Rotation.] And [Diab Soule] gave her HIV
9.[BUTTHOLE GLITTER] I'm too embarrassed to tell you what she did to me.
10.
...And So On...

BANNERS!

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[Circle Police CHIEF of Rotation.]
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[Diab Soule](

Feel Deliciously Free To Leave Your Experiences, Rants, Raves, And Symptoms Below Or Wherever. No One Cares. Especially Not Rose. She's Too Busy Working The Corners. ;)

EMBRASSEZ MON ÂNE FOUTU!

Bitches

Much Love To The Gremlins
;)
<3Rosiecakes
Yours(td) Always

Cheah<3

NOW THAT'S SOMETHING EVERYONE CAN ENJOY!

2005-08-05 [Diab Soule]: Wow. Rose I love you. And wow.

2005-08-05 [Glorybox.]: Lol, I Am Content With Your Amazement In This Wiki. Your Opinion Is HIGHLY Valued. Dear Courtney, I Fucking Love You, Too. BTW! How's That (Crab) Shampoo Working Out For You? Yeah, Sorry About That Whole Bit, Dear. MUCH LESBIAN LOVIN'<3

2005-08-05 [Glorybox.]: [ATTENTION!] Whoever Would Like To Slutify(PSH! Like That's Possible.) Pictures In Order To Produce Banners For This Wiki Are Greatfully Welcomed. I'm Far Too Busy Turning Tricks To Busy Myself With This. Thank You-You Sexy Darlings.

2005-08-11 [undertow]: wow..theres alot of other people that openly call rose a slut....nice job on the banners too

2005-08-11 [hy a scullyas lyf a dhagrow]: I often get sand in my vagina. How do you deal with this problem, Rose?

2005-08-12 [Yiwerra]: omg :O did you use www.insultmonger.com for the translations? xD

2005-08-12 [Glorybox.]: Ok, I'm A Slacker. Since This Is So, I Will Answer All 3 At Once, Just So Everyone Gets A Turn On The Old Rosey Pink Doorknob. That Door Will Open Your Future... 1.2..3...Ok, Thanks Jared. What A Compliment. You Know You Can Be Honest Here. You Know What I Gave You Last Year...And Just Think: My Lovin' Bugs Are Being Spread Wider Than My Legs When I Exercise With Ron Jeremy. 1.2..3...Ok, I'm Going To Name You John. Since, I Have No Idea What Your Name Is Or Where You're From(PSH! Like I Ever Do With Anybody!). Your Dilemma Is Quite Simple. Tropical Breeze, Summer's Eve, Bitches..cont. ...

2005-08-12 [Glorybox.]:

And Finally,

Last, But In No Way Least. (Possibly The Easiest And Shortest Answer To The Many Wonderful Questions Up There.) OK! Here' Goes...Yes, Indeed, I Did, Ina. But, I Have To Break It To You, By Reading Comments Typed By Me,(The Fresher, The Worse) You Have Now Contracted H.P.V. And Syphillis. Congrats!

<3

Farewell, My Darlings, I Must Say Goodbye. The Sun Is Rising, Middle Aged Wealthy Men Are Commuting To Work On I-35. -WhoreMastress Missing: </b>Missing: </i>

2005-08-12 [Yiwerra]: O.O

2005-08-12 [hy a scullyas lyf a dhagrow]: Man, it would have been pretty boss if my name were actually John...

2005-08-12 [hy a scullyas lyf a dhagrow]: But you can call me J.T. Sly

2005-08-13 [Goodie Gumdrops]: This morning when I went to piss....I looked down and my wee-wee fell into the toilet.What r your comments on this?

2005-08-13 [hy a scullyas lyf a dhagrow]: Man, I wish I had a wee-wee...

2005-08-18 [Glorybox.]: Your wee-wee fell off? Strange... I Don't think that was any of my diseases. OK! WHAT THE FUCK GILL?!

2005-08-19 [StumbleineFaith]:

I FUCKING LOVE YOU.

2005-08-24 [Daemeon Arkenyon Zane]:

WTF?!?

2005-08-24 [hy a scullyas lyf a dhagrow]: Jews?

2005-08-25 [Circle Police CHIEF of Rotation.]: that IS something everyone can enjoy. looooove you.. family guy is on.. WOOP WOOP!

2005-08-27 [Goodie Gumdrops]: you don't mean Family Guy.....You mean AIDS

2005-08-27 [Diab Soule]: Everyone has AIDS!!! AIDS AIDS AIDS!!

2005-08-27 [Yiwerra]: is that really so funny? O_o

2005-08-27 [Diab Soule]: Yea. It is. Funnier if you live in Waco I suppose.

2005-08-27 [Yiwerra]: hmm i see.... well i just thought, if someone causes so much sorrow and suffering.. how can it be funny.. but i understand the thing about insider jokes, too.

2005-08-27 [hy a scullyas lyf a dhagrow]: Because everyone in Waco has aids. Only stupid people get cancer

2005-08-27 [Glorybox.]: Psh! Only People Who Belive In Cancer Have Cancer. Although, Dearest Courtney Is Right, EVERYONE HAS AIDS!!! AIDS AIDS AIDS!! <3

2005-08-27 [Goodie Gumdrops]: I don't have AIDS yet just HIV................Ok, I have AIDS

2005-08-27 [Yiwerra]: why, so many people having sex without condom? i never knew anyone having aids..

2005-08-28 [Glorybox.]: Lol. Luckily, I Honestly Don't Have AIDS Or Anything Like That. SHIT! Did I Just Say That?! Uh....Oops...Er....Just Kidding Folks. You Know I Got Everything In The Book. Hell, I Wrote The Book. Got $20? I'll Blow Ya For Some Annie!.... ...... . . .. .

Yeah, You Like That, Don't Ya, BITCH?!

2005-08-28 [Yiwerra]: i was actually trying to have a serious conversation -_- ...

2005-08-28 [Goodie Gumdrops]: you do realize that everyone is just joking, don't you

2005-08-29 [Diab Soule]: Rosiekins isn't really a slut. She's an absolute doll. <333

2005-08-29 [Goodie Gumdrops]: she's a slut

2005-08-29 [Yiwerra]: well i did get THAT :p i just tried to say.. that i find aids something not to joke about. but it's ok. it's everyone's right

2005-08-29 [hy a scullyas lyf a dhagrow]: It is everyone's right to get AIDS. Also, if you have sex with sheep, you wont get AIDS. Trust me.

2005-08-29 [Diab Soule]: What're you talking about? That's where Magic Johnson got if from! Pssh...you so craaaaazy.

2005-08-29 [Glorybox.]: Lol

2005-08-29 [hy a scullyas lyf a dhagrow]: Interesting. I got it from Magic Johnson...Needless to say, that's the last time I sleep with a famous basketball player.

2005-08-29 [Diab Soule]: And that should be the last time that anybody sleeps with a sheep.

2005-08-29 [hy a scullyas lyf a dhagrow]: Oh, but it wont. I hope.

2005-08-29 [Diab Soule]: Well all sheep aside, I miss Rose....

2005-08-29 [hy a scullyas lyf a dhagrow]: Yeah, all the cool kids are asleep by now...

2005-08-29 [Diab Soule]: Eh well...plus I don't ever get to hang out with her anymore....but speaking of sleep...I gotta get some.

I LOVE YOU ROSIE POSIE DOSIE!

2005-08-29 [hy a scullyas lyf a dhagrow]: That's a shame...Like that time I was touched at Boy Scout camp...

2005-08-29 [Glorybox.]:

Oh, Dearest Me. I Miss You, Too, Cool Courtney! I Miss You Bunches. In Fact, I Miss All My Friends Dearly.

I Never See, Talk To, Or Hear From Any Of Them Anymore. You're One Of The Few That Make Me Feel Like You Guys Still Care. We Absolutely Must Hang Out Soon. I Don't Know Where Or When, But Soon.

See? Even The Whor-iest Bitches Have Feelings, Too.

<3

2005-08-30 [Diab Soule]:

We WILL hang out soon dammit.  Because I love you

Rad Rose makes Cool Courtney smile.

<3

2005-09-01 [Glorybox.]: Bad Fucking Ass

2005-09-22 [wwjd4BBQ]: Rose, i love your stank ass

2005-09-23 [Glorybox.]: Aww, thank ya dear, I love your stank ass too, and your burnt ass finger

2005-10-03 [BUTTHOLE GLITTER]: Rose is a mother fucking G DOGG CUDDIE.

2005-10-04 [Glorybox.]: naw bitch naw

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